Hello Adil - Geoff Miller and Andy Flower here. How are you...?
What's that? You just bowled the Lions to a win? That's lovely. Forgot that's why you're over in the Caribbean. Have you had a nice winter...?
Played a bit of T20 for South Australia in the Big Bash, did you? Very nice. Get on okay...?
Won the tournament? Smashing. Suppose you picked up a few wickets here and there...?
Lots? That's good to hear....
No, we didn't realise you'd started bowling an off-break as another variation to go with your googly and your slider...
No, we didn't know you'd gotten comfortable with taking the new ball...
No, to be honest we were just pretty busy winning the Ashes. Sorry about that.
So here's a proposition for you, Adil. How would you like to fly 9000 miles to join us in Sri Lanka...?
No, not to play in the quarter-final exactly. We were thinking more that you could sit in the dressing room like you did on all your previous tours. You remember, don't you? If we make it to the semi then maybe we'd ask you to carry some drinks, but even if we don't you'd be able to join the team for the flight back to England, which will be a laugh.
What do you say, Adil...?